Coutdown to 21! part 2

Welcome to another edition of my series of Countdown to 21! This is where I will express my thoughts, feelings, and questions, as I turn 21. This is the second of as many parts as I want series.....here we go!

My concern, and probably for most guys is what happens to your cock when you turn 21.

Yes, yes you laugh ladies, but seriously, me and my partner in crime (my penis), are way to attached to each other. I worry about him, and he worries about me. We're a team.

Now i don't know if this is true, but, i might have heard when you turn 21 your penis will grow two inches. Fact? I don't know. Just for the simple fact of physics and my anatomy, i hope not. It's already hard controlling the beast the way it is. (referring to my cock).

As I get older, do I have to take penis growing pills?

I always see comericals for enzyte or whatever to LARGELY enhance you junk. I think of these things and I don't know what to do! I can't randomly go to my Dad and be like "Hey did your penis get smaller as you got older?' That's just fucking rude.

Which brings up my next concern, Will I become a giant pussy as time goes on?

I've caught myself renting movies from my DVR and some movies that I purchase weren't necisararly "Manly films". Pretty much I rented "He's not that into you" and "definitely maybe". (* on a huge side note I am a fan of Ryan Reynolds, so fuck you if you think differently of me now.) These are things I can't brag to my friends about. I would probably get a response like " Did you change your tampon after the movie was done?" I just don't know what's happening to me.

These are the things that keep me up at night. Stay tuned for Part 3

XXX.