Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Perturbing Pat

My friend Steve had a project due for his one class. He asked me and my other friend Don to help, but we only had one night to film. I still think it turned out pretty funny. enjoy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgyiOVV_V5Q&feature=share_email

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Parade Day 2011

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

And no it's not Christmas ladies and gentleman, it's the Scranton St. Patrick Day Parade! Every year this parade gets bigger and bigger. It's currently the forth largest parade in the country. With that it ranks first in the biggest shit show in northeast Pa!

I fuckin love it. This year I got to walk in the parade with ROCK 107 and The Philadelphia Phillies own Philly Phanatic!


What a great fucking time this year was. You get there for 9 am and you don't stop til 2 am the next day. Fuckin a. I just love the atmosphere. Theres magic on this day for sure. Great booze, friends, and over all great fucking time. I got to witness my friend puke on the bar. classic. I almost got married. Yeah I'm serious. But theres no priests at a bar at night. wtf?


Can't wait til next year!

Beer Pong - A National Pass Time

At one time you could have a drink without playing a game. Now a days you can't drink without turning it into something competitive. From playing darts and pool at a bar to playing card games at home, drinking has become a world wide gaming event. And at the head of it all is none other then beer pong.

I recently entered a beer pong league at a bar. I guess I never realized how competitive I was with it until the first night of the league. I went 0-2 that night and was pissed at the world. After a few pitcher's later I kind of realized how pathetic I was for being upset. But it wasn't just me...




In the other room where the games were being held you can hear the roar of cheers from the winning teams, the grunts and moans of a missed shot, and you can feel the tears hit the ground after a painful loss. I think back on it now when I was a kid and how desperately I always tried to win trophy's for basketball or football. Now those goals have changed to winning beer drinking trophies.

Being in Florida we could play on a regular basis. And even though I was playing with players from around the world, most of the rules were the same. We would tell each other of our epic victories and gut wrenching losses. We give play by play details on an unforgettable shot we made in that game, just like if we hit a game winning shot or threw a late touchdown pass to win it all.




I know this might sound silly. But I'm a drinker. I'm a competitor. I'm a Beer Pong Player. And I'm proud to carry on the tradition.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

What do I need to get back to? oh ya WINNING!

Charlie Sheen is fucking crazy.

Yeah I said it. He might be fucking crazy, but he's winning at the same time. In a matter of days he's become the most talked about person in Hollywood. His fan base is at an all time high, his account is being the fastest followed ever on twitter, and everything thing that he says's is becoming a remarkable catch phrase.




Although he might be the most popular unemployed person in America, he is without a doubt going through some issues. He may or maybe not be off drugs, but I bet that last eight ball he had really messed something up in the old noggin of his to make him tweak like he has been. He's lost his job, his kids, his p.r. agent, his respect from the rest of Hollywood, and yet he's still going. Why? because he's got "tiger blood"

Who knows how much longer this modern day Hugh Hefner can keep this up. With his rock star life and the porn stars and drugs, hopefully he can last for another year. Maybe even get another job. But with all this going on the real crime is... why no one is talking about fucking Emilio!?!?

Thursday, February 17, 2011

It Could Always be Worse

"Fml" is usually what everyone says when something shitty happens to them. We automatically start thinking of how worse the situation can be. And you start thinking about all the bad shit that might happen afterwards. We all do it. It sucks. But honestly there is not one situation where you can't say "it could always be worse.".

I don't know if it's the events that have happens in my life, but honestly anymore when something shitty happens I kind of look at it as another opportunity for something else. Yeah shit happens. But you really can't stress over so much. Life is so short and yeah shitty things are going to happen every once and a while, but when one door closes another one opens. I don't know if God decides things. he might just gives us options and we choose the road to go down, until he decides to give us more options.

So next time you got a hot date, and your car breaks down, you have to cell phone reception, you got to walk three miles to the gas station in the pouring rain, cars are splashing mud all over, you finally get to the station and its closed. When you finally do get reception you have a voice mail from that girl saying " Fuck you , I want nothing to do with you", and your just sitting on the side walk going "fml", just think....It could be worse.

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Go Pack Go!

Although I picked the Steelers to win the big game, ultimately the Packers were the much better team Sunday. Rodgers was a stud again! Ripping through the Steelers D'. Polamalu did shit for Pittsburgh and Big Ben didn't help either throwing three INT's.



It wasn't a flashy game. Besides the pick 6, no other real big plays. But it was definitely a good game. Whats so great about doing this program now is that every year the Super Bowl MVP gets his own parade, and boom, I got to go! I told Aaron Rodgers he was the man! He just looked at me and smiled and said "Thanks.". I don't even know why I got so pumped when I saw him. I hate the packers. But it was still pretty sick.

Go Pack Go!

Although I picked the steelers to win the big game, ultimately the Packers were the much better team Sunday. Rodgers was a stud again! Ripping through the Steelers D'. Polamalu did shit for Pittsburgh and Big Ben didn't help either throwing three INT's.



It wasn't a flashy game. Besides the pick 6, no other real big plays. But it was definitely a good game. Whats so great about doing this program now is that every year the Super Bowl MVP gets his own parade, and boom, I got to go! I told Aaron Rodgers he was the man! He just looked at me and smiled and said "Thanks.". I don't even know why I got so pumped when I saw him. I hate the packers. But it was still pretty sick.