Monday, November 16, 2009

I think I could have made it.

Last night’s NFL game renewed what everyone is calling, "The rivalry of the decade", and without a doubt rivalry so.



The Colts came back with two minutes left on the clock to come back from a 14 point deficit and beat the Patriots. Now with that said, I want to talk about my athletic abilities.



I'm good.



I honestly think, If I would have tried a little harder when I was younger you would probly see me playing on Sundays. I'm quick man. Like Real quick. Some say if I was to ever open a convienient store I should call it, Quick Mart, that’s how quick I am



I also believe I have some of the best hands in the world. I can catch anything. Tell me to go deep ...I dare you. I was told as a child that my hands had halo type glowing around them when I came out of my mom's belly. It has yet to be proven false.



Gift from God.



I'd probably be a legend by now. Defensive coordinators would have to update their resumes every year after I unravel they’re schemas.



I live in the red zone.



NFL would have to change their polices on touchdown celebrations because of me. Everyone wants to know WHAT I'M GOING TO DO NEXT.



I make hall of fame quarterbacks.



When my career as a football player is over, I'll probably head into an announcer’s booth...win an Emmy or two for outstanding play calling.



Add them to my Heisman and rings.



They would retire my number 83 because no one would ever match the accomplishments I have done.



81, 82. The Greatest, 84,85...



Then when it’s all over and I got nothing left to prove I moved to Florida and retire for the rest of my days.



Welcome to Miami. Bienvenido a Miami.



XXX

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