Oprah last week announced that she will retire after 25 years on televison. The woman will sign off after 2010 on top of the ratings.
What hasn't she done. From televison, books, magazines, haveing her own cable network, to pretty much ruling the world. The billion dollar woman has done it all.
Now here's my theory of what could possibily happen when she retires....
-Robots from outerspace come down to Earth and hold india hostage and blow away Iran.
-World leaders will nuce each other until noone is left standing.
-Flowers no longer bloom
-Coke Zero will have one calorie
-Bill Cosby will become a new world leader
-Peace will be made in the Middle East
-Billy Joel will no longer play piano
-The number 2 pencil will no londer be made
-Penguins will no longer be cute
-Rainbows will no longer have a pot of gold
-Whitney Huston will come out with another smash record
-Shaving your legs will just beocme a option
-Bloods and Cripts will play poker tuesday nights at the warehouse down town, while they discuss politics and gun control
-Killer sharks will no longer kill
-Wild dogs will rome the streets
-Candle lit dinners will require at least two candles
- The sun will rise in the west
-Food will taste a little less good
-Congressman will tell the truth
-The New York Yankees will still win championships
-The nights will get a little colder
-Angels don't sing as loud
-Lady ga ga will wear real clothes
-Tom Hanks will stop making awesome fucking films
-Tony Danza takes Oprah's afternoon spot...
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